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I'm online again! Hoorah! And now for a top ten list (good or bad) of the past few months (or coming months):

• Work trip to Lethbridge - To spin off an old cliche, we put the "ass" back in Embarassing... Not everyone knows about this drinking adventure gone extremely wrong, and I'd like to keep it that way. Let's just say it involved tequila, and a hangover no one should ever have to experience.


• Hawksley Workman, live at Wild Bill's (Banff) - Hawksley kicks your ass like Uma Thurman in a yellow track suit. The only reason you shouldn't already own his albums is if you're deaf.


• Not skiing this year - big sucks to all you who didn't come to Calgary to head out to the mountains with me. That's ALL of you! YOU!


• Cousins getting married - Stop it! You're totally setting bad examples for us here! The last thing I need to hear is "So when are you getting married huh?" from uncles and aunts I don't even know...


• Moving from Van to Calgary - SHUT UP! I like the miserable cold... and snow... and lack of beaches... and... Just shut up dammit! Don't make me and my rodeo bull come kick your windows in!


• 82.5 cents for a fricking litre of gas?! - I'll drop my soap when I want to be raped, thanks. In the meantime, would Al Quaida mind flying a plane or two into Shell/Esso/Petro's HQ please?


• Scott's Awesome Comic... I'll leave it for you to decide yay or nay...


• George ponders doing a web comic - Think Scott's Awesome Comic... only less funny. Gouging your eyes out is a viable option to having to see this...


• Running out of stuff to write - This top 10 list seemed like a good idea when I first thought of it. Just like bombing Iraq seemed brilliant at the time.


• Down with the Status Quo! - Election 2004 in Canada. Let's exorcise our hegemonic demons and vote some pot smoking commie into office. Your other candidates are P. Martin (Liberal, incompetent incumbent), Steven Harper (Alliance, Homophobic Nazi), some Quebec separatist (Bloc), or human rights champion Jack Layton (NDP - now if only he smoked pot...)

Currently listening to Thursday - Signals over the air

posted by George at 12:48 PM