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wow... this is post number 3 this month. THREE! Amazing. I'd give you some lame excuse for my absence, but I think a story of my dream yesterday would be infinitely more entertaining.

Dream - I was walking to work (I know, weird enough in itself) when I found I really needed to PEE! So I stopped at the General Paint store, and asked the really hot owner if I could use her washroom. She said they didn't have one in the store, but took me across the back alley to the warehouse. Only the inside of the warehouse was actually a monstrous washroom with walls and walls of urinals and crappers (and now that I think about it, no sinks)! I was in porcelain heaven! She pointed to a specific urinal, and I went over to do my thing, while she watched! And just as she was about to start making out with me, my dreaded alarm clock woke me up. Dammit!

Okay, having read what I just wrote, I'm not so sure I want to post this anymore... it's wasn't nearly as wet dream-ish as my description makes it sound. It was much more "Whoa" in a Keanu sort of way.

Anyways, before I head home, and switch to only sporadic internet access at other people's houses, here's what the holiday schedule looks like:
December 18 - George comes home, Happy B-day Dean
December 24 - Christmas eve, George goes to Vegreville to freeload off Dean
December 25 - Merry Christmas, Happy B-day Gregg
December 26 - Boxing Day, Dean gets sick of George living on his couch... kicks his ass out to the barn
December 27 - House warming/ X-mas/ Multiple B-days Party! Blindfolded groping and gift exchange ensues
December 31 - New Year's Eve, Happy B-day George, Happy B-day Tangie
January 4 - George goes back to Vancouver for the FINAL time
January 9 - Happy B-day Jeremy (or is it the 7th?)

Currently: procrastinating from finishing gift wrapping

posted by George at 8:25 PM       Comments (0)