Holy SHITE! I'm offline for a week and Blogger's gone totally nuts? For those who are smart enough to use other blogging apparati (plural), or don't blog at all, well that probably doesn't make much sense. Let's just say the template for blogger.com's blogging page has changed. It just looks all different and stuff. I'm such a nerd. Anyways, enough of that. This post will be long... grab some popcorn.

How are you guys? I've been sans internet for over a week now thanks to monopolomania craporation also known as Telus (which can't go bankrupt fast enough for my tastes...) Basically, they said my DSL would work at my new place, but it doesn't. And to get it fixed, they're gonna send a guy out here to masturbate for a few minutes, and charge me 40 bucks to watch. then magically, I will have DSL again. Fuck that! After spending countless hours on hold with idiot phone drones over at the big T, I called up Shaw and asked if my new building was wired for Cable! HALLELUJAH for me, I'm going back to Cable internet! And the kicker? I get free installation and six months at a discounted rate for backstabbing my old shitty ISP. FUCK YOU TELUS! If long distance on my cell phone wasn't so bloody expensive, I'd be through with you sodomites FOREVER! But alas... please continue to rape away.

So what has transpired in the past 8 days? Let's see: I moved. Some fucker at my old building hogged up the loading bay with his ricemobile for an hour more than he was supposed to, and therefore cost me an extra hundred bucks to pay my moving co. just for sitting and waiting... If I see the midget again (seriously, the punk was like 4 feet tall and a gimp with a lazy eye), I'll smash his Integra's windshield in with my bare fists. Yeah, so I moved. It was uber hot on moving day, and my new place has no elevators. I felt like an extra crispy piece of poultry by the end of the afternoon. Lucky thing for me, I moved in two apartments from Jody, who brought cold beer over. Bless her sweet heart!

The place was a disaster up until yesterday when I finally got around to really unpacking. I had been eating pre-prepared food or eating out for three straight weeks. I was dying for some real home cooked food, and so set out to unpack my kitchen. Unfortunately, my new kitchen is small (like YOUR penis), and there's not even enough room for all my dishes and pots/ pans (a total of about 10 items). Quite disappointing.

Going back to morning of my move. Was up all night packing shit into boxes, got 3 hours sleep, had to get up at 6am to drive Tangie to the airport, and then proceeded to clinic to get my tetanus/diptheria vaccination for work. No breakfast, no sleep, and intramuscular needle = dizzy, lightheaded, nauseous, disoriented George. Just about fell out of my chair before the nurse realized I was about to die and gave me some water.

What else... work is work. Nothing special. Working compressed work week, meaning long weekend every second Friday! That's about it. I'm sure there's tons more to update on, but I think I'll leave you with the unimpressive number of spam emails I got. Only 81. Not bad for 8 days of not checking. However, on dial-up, 81 messages took me over 15 minutes to retrieve them.

Finally, Happy Belated B-day Megan. Your present is with Tang, and you'll get it when she gets back from Ottawa (I think tomorrow actually).

Okay, I'm sick of this dial-up shit... it's equivalent to switching to peasant vision after you've had digital cable for years. Cable arrives this coming Monday. You probably won't hear from me again until then... go outside, catch some sunshine, and vandalize a telus building for me. Thanks.
Luv, Georgie

posted by George at 10:52 PM       Comments (0)