Let the WEEKEND BEGIN... It's like 98 THOUSAND degrees here! Thank Buddha for beaches, babes, and beer. Here's some wisdom for you to enjoy your weekend by:

"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Soooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven."
-Brian O'Rourke

posted by George at 6:00 PM       Comments (0)

Had to do a pre-employment medical today. I was quite looking forward to being probed in all imaginable orifices by an overly man-ish nurse, but alas, it ended up being a generic questionnaire thing. Oh, and a series of dexterity tests. ie: stand on one foot, then close your eyes and try not to fall (and NOT look like an idiot...) They pay Doctors big money to do these tests. Four years of med school to train circus monkeys?

posted by George at 12:46 AM       Comments (0)

The BIGGEST BESTEST BADDEST BAND in the world just got BIGGER, BESTER, and BADDER! Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome Finger Eleven's newest member, the musically uninclined George Mach! (much applause...)



Seriously, these guys rock. And I really suck at playing instruments/ making music. But those are just details details...

posted by George at 11:25 PM       Comments (0)