The Matrix Reloaded RULES!! Go see it ten times. Then go home, get some sleep and eat a big bowl of cheerios. Repeat.

posted by George at 11:04 PM       Comments (0)

so I just spent the last half hour sitting gimped on my floor with one metal prong on my ear and another held out at arms length directly to my side. yes that's right. I was watching tv... with rabbit ears! fricking Global's reception is absolute SHITE! If not for the hilarious antics of That 70's show, having NO tv at all would probably be better than this exercise in interference, double images, and static. A couple more nights of peasant vision and I'm gonna have carpal tunnel syndrome...

posted by George at 10:21 PM       Comments (0)

EVERCLEAR is the devil. 190 Proof. 2 drinks and out. Hits you like a Toyota Echo on Jet Fuel... comes out of nowhere and bang! DRUNK. Makes me wonder if I tipped the pizza guy 4 bucks because I was feeling generous or because the Everclear had smashed all rational thought.

posted by George at 10:43 PM       Comments (0)