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Wednesday, April 02, 2003
had a discussion today about the weirdest exports our office had seen. Herring Roe? Tame. Sea Urchin? Generic. Fermented crab? Boring... Try 40 000 lbs of Seal Penis. That's a whole lot of wang. Of course it was being shipped to Southeast Asia. Where else would you be able to sell 40 000lbs of mammalian knob as a delicacy?
Tuesday, April 01, 2003
Back from Jasper... got roughed up by security at the Airport. The guy was all suspicious about some vietnamese ham my mom bought for me. You never know when some Asian terrorist will try to blow up the plane with some explosive swine...
Then Dean and I decided to ride the ghetto skytrain, when this drunken federal gov't lady chatted Dean up. I could smell the listerine scent of alcohol from a metre away. The adventure never ends... (semi)naked pictures of Megan to come when I get more time. : ) |
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