The year of the goat has not been treating me well so far... car broken into, faceplate stolen, screwed out of a trip home, and now a broken badminton racket and a burst cold water pipe (which was followed by a burst hot water pipe during repairs). My apt was a swimming pool yesterday. Now, it smells like an old sauna...

 

There's a huge hole in my closet now, and a lot of burnt drywall from the torch used to solder the pipes. And what looks like an innocent paint chip on my racket is actually one really shattered carbon shaft. The paint is the only thing holding the racket together now. If Vancouver had thunderstorms, I'm almost certain I'd be hit by lighting this coming week...

posted by George at 2:25 PM       Comments (0)

I was planning on posting some pics of my car (specifically the big wide gaping hole in the dash where my deck once was...), but got too lazy to go down and take the pictures. So instead, I'll point you in the direction of a fun website.
ASSOTRON.com!! Put in your favourite site's address and reveal it for what it really is - an ass temple!

posted by George at 12:49 AM       Comments (0)

To the thieves that broke into my car: You are clearly the incestuous byproducts of a union between two grossly inbred hillbillies from the deep south. You broke into my car, and managed to steal the faceplate of my deck. You also managed to mangle my console/ dashboard. But you were foiled by screws and bolts that mount the deck into my console. So you've taken the face to the deck, which does you a whole lot of sweet FUCK ALL! And now that I've removed the deck from the car, you're not gonna make one cent off of your retardedly blundered operation. For some petty thieves, you're really a bunch of royal fuck ups. If i were you, I'd blow my brains out with a shotgun cause there's no way in hell I could stand living with the fact that I was an accident born from such incompetent parents. I don't blame you for your stupidity... you can't help being what you are. But have a little consideration for the rest of this world, and just fucking end your pathetic lives and quit wasting our precious air...

What a shitty way to start my new year (Chinese)... I think it's time to visit the local monastery and receive some blessing from the gods. I can just see it now. The monk will say, "A thousand hail Buddhas for you!"

posted by George at 12:59 AM       Comments (0)

It's been many months in the making, but I've finally put up a WEB GALLERY!! This first gallery is of pictures from X-mas in E-town, notice the wonderful abundance of pretty white snow... More galleries will follow once I've taught the shitty javascript who its daddy is (it's being a rebellious little bastard right now).

posted by George at 3:24 AM       Comments (0)