Kung Hei Fat Choi! It's Chinese New Year... red envelopes with money, oranges, excessive bowing and incense burning... what's not to love? Too bad I'm here in Vancouver where I don't have any family, meaning no money, no oranges, and not even any stinky incense burning. Merry fricking new year to ME!

posted by George at 1:45 AM       Comments (0)

I have to give a presentation at work tomorrow to a group of senior bigwigs in the agency. And I've been suffering from a stomach flu all week... queasy stomach and public speaking don't mix. I'm sooooo screwed...

posted by George at 10:19 PM       Comments (0)

received all of ONE guess on what the red stuff is. Dean's guess - "It's a picture of a paper cup with red shit in it. what do I win?"

It's supposed to be red curry sauce (made of Tandoori paste, and coconut milk). Somewhere along the way, it didn't turn out, and I made a toxic mix of red goop. It tasted fine, but I decided it was dangerous when I started crapping red for a day... I'm not even kidding. Bright red...

posted by George at 11:00 PM       Comments (0)

It's Sunday. Superbowl Sunday to be correct. And I don't even care who won, or who played for that matter. What I am upset about is the fact that I still have to go to work tomorrow. Who's the genius that figured we don't need a god gamn long weekend in January? And how about February? There ain't a long weekend for like... I dunno, like months! I'm getting the shakes already...

So I thought we'd play a game tonight. Just me and you. Rules, simple. You try to guess what this is a picture of, and I give you a "ENNNHHHH. Wrong Answer Biatch. Try again next time." I guarantee you won't get what it is.



For those of you who actually care enough, please send answers to youhavewaytoomuchtimeonyourhands@agnosticmonkey.com That's a real email addy, in case you think I'm joking.

the answer to be revealed soon...

posted by George at 11:29 PM       Comments (0)