okay, I'll concede the point that the original Prince Adam was quite blatantly from the closet (what, with the purple leggings, and pinkish red top), but I refuse to believe that He-Man, the most powerful being in the UNIVERSE was gay. No WAY. Just because he ran around in a tiny g-string-like loincloth and enjoyed 'swordfighting' with male villains does not make him a homosexual...

posted by George at 12:37 PM       Comments (0)

Come come now George, He-man's always been more than slighty homo-erotic. Even the name sounds like he's some sort of prevert, and then his clothes? The dial on sy-klone's butt (more his waist) made his upper torso spin in circles and his arms were on hinges that allowed them to shoot straight out to the sides like a figure skater or something. there was a lot of force generated by the spin though. It'd send the definately gay prince adam flying accross the room into my brother's eye quite well.

-Dean

posted by Dean at 2:13 AM       Comments (0)

and now for a little unintelligible poetry, or as I like to call it, a futile exercise in making shit rhyme...

was it f8,
that made n8,
l8,
4 his d8,
with k8,
his prospective m8,
from S8?

or was it f8,
that made k8,
break a pl8,
on the d8
she had 2 w8
because n8
was l8?

i'm fricking lord byron i tell you! hell, i'm lord Byron with a capital B! B for BOO-YAH!

sorry... I'm bored. I'll go now. be back soon with exciting stories of my now functional apt door.

posted by George at 8:55 PM       Comments (0)

hmm... I had the toy, and I remember the thingy on his chest, but I really don't recall the dial thing. But then again, I don't think I liked playing with the butts of my action figures. I dunno bout you Dean. First, the Boydean photo, now this homoerotic talk of playing with Sy-klone's ass...

posted by George at 8:30 PM       Comments (0)

what you say about he-man toys is basically true, but Sy-klone was a bit of an exception, he had like working gears and shit inside his chest that you could see move when you rotated the little dial on his butt.

-Dean

posted by Dean at 2:49 PM       Comments (0)

Watching He-Man episode 15 has got me giddy like a little school-girl! It introduces the character Cyclone. Remember from the original MOTU toys, there was this blue and yellow guy? Real descriptive huh? Well jackass, all the toys were made from the same mould, so it was a blue and yellow dude that looked just like He-Man. So yeah, he's seen in this episode giving Man-at-Arms a lesson in ass kicking. And Skeletor gets this awesome legacy armour making him nigh invincible! Of course He-Man saves the day (like there's any other possible outcome). The only thing this show lacks is Dolph Lundren doing the voice for He-Man...

posted by George at 11:20 PM       Comments (0)

So I borrowed me a TV. But no cable. And i don't have rabbit ears, therefore, I'm watching really fuzzy CBC. By 'really fuzzy', I mean a session of Coach's Corner almost looks liked scrambled porn (YOU know what I'm talking about!)... eeuugggh... Don Cherry and Ron Maclean... making love... excuse me while my eyes vomit.

posted by George at 10:03 PM       Comments (0)