Please... I have more class than that. It'll be pictures of ripped rectums. Torn assholes he says.... you think I'm that uncultured?

-Dean

posted by Dean at 11:09 PM       Comments (0)

So I still haven't started my HACCP assignment yet... Dean pointed me to a slogan generator on the internet, and this is what it came up with:



What can I say, I am a LOVE MACHINE. Seeing as how I won't be here for all of next week, just thought I'd warn you that Dean's probably gonna take over and post all kinds of nasty disgusting pictures of torn arseholes, and various other snuff. Hope you're into that shite.

posted by George at 12:08 AM       Comments (0)

Holy CRAP! The Monkey is BACK ONLINE! Only took a week for the template to right itself, but finally... geez...

So much to tell you all about, but now I've forgotten most of it. Let's see, I'm going to Quebec City in about 36 hours now. Have to be on the fricking plane at 6:42am. Ross and Matt are gonna be boozing it up in Lester B while I'm still in the air... lucky bastards!!! Guess I'll have to knock off 20 or so of them little shots they serve on the plane to make sure we're at the same level of inebriated-ness when I get there.

I'm supposed to be doing a HACCP assignment that I got from my training course like 3 weeks ago... procrastination is an art... And I AM such an artiste ; )

posted by George at 7:01 PM       Comments (0)