Saw Jackass yesterday. HILARIOUS!! It's like an hour and a half of straight laughs (that is, unless you don't find grown ups purposely doing stupid shit and hurting themselves on video funny - at which point, I'd suggest you CLICK HERE and continue to live your boring sheltered existence). Otherwise, go see Johnny Knoxville and co. and laugh at all the golf cart smashing, tongue papercutting, alligator tightroping, rentacar demolishing, Wasabi snootering hilarity that is Jackass : ) I'm surprised the poster for the movie didn't have a picture of George W. Bush on it...

posted by George at 5:32 PM       Comments (0)

Donated blood tonight. Lucky number 17. That's a potential 68 lives saved! How many lives have YOU saved?! That's right. George is a LIFE SAVING MACHINE...
The donation actually went smoothly for the first time in a while (I seem to have not so fond memories of nurses, needles, and PAIN... a whole lot of it). There was this girl there that started her donation AFTER me, but finished first. And then to rub salt in the wound, when we were outside, I made a comment about puddle jumping, so she beats me to the punch yet again, and jumped two feet into a puddle to splash me. ggrrrrrr....

posted by George at 9:16 PM       Comments (0)

Oh HELL NO! I'd kick ass on Survivor! I can go weeks on end without eating and still function at a normal level (which could be interpreted to mean I'm a lazy bastard that doesn't do much all day - I do work for the public service after all). That, and my yellowness means I'd eat just about anything that moves without thinking twice... case in point? I had a craving for lobster after hearing about Dean's new pet . Sorry Dean, Cindy's one appetizing lookin' crustacean...

posted by George at 10:28 PM       Comments (0)

It's hilarious to me when someone would rather stave themselves than put in the necessary effort to obtain food. You'd make a horrible Survivor contestant George! For me, food is the one thing that will motivate me. I have a hard time waking up unless I know there's a hearty bowl of cereal just waiting for my pearly whites to messily devour each sugary bite!

Besides, grocery day can be the best day of the month. It's the one time you can justify spending over fifty dollars with out thinking "how will the affect me at the end of the month." I enjoy that one very miniscule freedom.

posted by Gregg at 9:45 PM       Comments (0)

So I went to this science trade show last last week, and I scored a whole bunch of stuff. Strangely enough, everything I got was rubber. If you'd seen me leaving the hotel without knowing what I had just gone to, you'd think I'd just attended a latex fetish show (which is only mildy disturbing considering I went with a 50 year old lady from work). I got me tons of rubber gloves, a pen with a rubber grip, and a duck that would make even Ernie (ala sesame street) jealous.

Why am I posting such garbage on the web? Well, it's amazing the lengths you'll go to when trying to avoid doing something (in my case, going to buy groceries)...

posted by George at 6:21 PM       Comments (0)

Bonjour all... so I called the gal... no answer, no answering machine/voicemail. Worried she might have caller ID, so decided to only try twice today (didn't want to make my stalker-esque tendencies too obvious : ) Maybe it's a good thing. I had no idea what I would've said if she'd answered anyways. "Hello, you're cute. Let's go out"... yeah, right...
On an unrelated note, I played with some watercolours (for the first time since Art20 with Bruce - fitting how his initials are B.S). Obviously, it's unfinished, and will likely stay in that state as I was using Paul's expensive paint, brushes, etc (can't afford my own set). Click on the thumb for the full sized thing...

Yes, she's naked. boobies... heeheehee...

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