Saw Red Dragon tonight. Not sure how to rate it. Entertaining, yes. Scary? Not really. Except maybe for the amount of time Ralph Fiennes is shown prancing around naked. I don't have enough toes to count how many times you see his pasty white ass. Curse you Silvercity and your HUGE wall to wall screen!!!
On a related note, saw a preview for 8 Mile. I hate Eminem. But damn, something about that new single "Lose Yourself" just kicks ass. And the film doesn't look half bad either. Of course the idea of watching Eminem bitch and moan for 2 hours downright nauseates me, so we'll see when the time comes...

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now that I look at the pic, is it me, or does anybody else think the toy's staff looks like a sci-fi spanking paddle you'd expect in some good ol' S & M vids? Not that I'd watch that shite... (or would I?)....

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toys. I love em. There's nothing like the feeling of euphoria you get when you land yourself a wicked new toy (and I'm not even talking about fallic shaped objects). I scored a sweet assed lego toy from McDix today... EUPHORIC! That's definitely the proper description for the tickle I felt in my pick... er, nevermind. I suppose the euphoria could also have arisen from a flattering comment I got today from a certain cute girl out east... but nah, must've been the Mickie D's. Check it out:

awesome huh? A whole FOUR points of articulation. Amazing! Stop reading this shite and go buy one... but stay away from the fries. yucky yucky!

posted by George at 6:12 PM       Comments (0)

Two day Hiatus - Yes, a virus broke my computer. A rather nasty virus. More nasty than the gonnorhea-like case of office politics at work (nevermind the fact that gonnorhea is not even a virus but rather an infection)... Actually, it was a worm. And it has royally pissed me off! I burnt all my shit onto CD, then reformatted. Of course, I also burnt an infected file onto the CDs, so I had to reformat again! GODDAMN!!! This one's for the asshole who thought writing "worm stator@mm" would make him cool and socially acceptable and rescue him from the pathetic ranks of ultimate computer dork: FUCK YOU!!! Yes, YOU!!! I hope you marry a 3 legged transvestite hooker with a mole on her left breast and a nub for a hand, you COCK! BURN IN HELL you socially inept hermaphrodite!

pardon my french...
GDM

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George Broke his computer. (actually a virus broke it.)
Anyway.
George not home right now, you call back later.

-Dean

posted by Dean at 12:24 AM       Comments (0)

My office became a battlefield today between 2 of the 'bosses'. The office politics are like a really nasty case of gonnorrhea. On the surface, you can't even tell they're there. But underneath the surface, they're a big festering sore, all pus and scabs that never heal. But no one ever talks about them. They're just there. And I'm stuck in close proximity...

posted by George at 9:43 PM       Comments (0)

Hooray for hand made magnetic poetry! This shit'll cost you like 30 bucks from the store, and you get boring language. Dean and I made some from about 5 bucks worth of materials (paper, magnets, and glue), with much more colourful language. See below.

Now before you (Gregg/Jeremy) go all ROB on me, that's a compliment : ) Month old trash would be bad. Last weeks is fresh. Love your shit, HUGZ AND KISSES (w/ tongue). -GDM

posted by George at 11:57 PM       Comments (0)

noticed something strangely disturbing about my neighbour today (aside from the fact that they listen to dance music)... Their door is right adjacent to mine so I can smell whatever they're cooking. Seems all they ever eat, and I'm not even joking on this, is ONIONS. LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF ONIONS!!! Good thing for their loud pumping techno crap music, or I'd hear them flatulating all night long. Unfortunately, the noise does nothing to mask smell... hmmm...

In other news, check this out.

Looks like a laptop don't it? And believe me, I'd be impulsive enough to just run out and buy one, but no, it's my new scanner. Canon LiDE, USB 2.0 (superfast and powered by the USB port). Kicks ASS! (Much like I'd like to do to a certain few neighbours)...

posted by George at 9:39 PM       Comments (0)

weeeeeeeeeeee.... watched Remember the Titans and Training Day on tv. Training Day KICKS ass even more the second time you watch it. Why, you ask?? "KING KONG AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' ON ME!!!" Plus, Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, and tons of gratuitous violence and cussing. Nuff said, yo!

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